The Big Five-O

Asshole“The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him.” – George W. Bush, 9/13/01

“I want justice…There’s an old poster out West, as I recall, that said, ‘Wanted: Dead or Alive,'” – George W. Bush, 9/17/01

We still haven’t caught Bin Laden, and if he is still alive, he’s 50-years-old.

Maybe some more Bush quotes will explain why Osama is still unaccounted for even though we are pretty sure he is hiding the in the Waziristan region of Pakistan:

“I don’t know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don’t care. It’s not that important. It’s not our priority.”– George W. Bush, 3/13/02

“I am truly not that concerned about him.” – George W. Bush, 3/13/02


  1. You tell ’em. I was hoping to see his ass in chains in court before I graduated from high school.

  2. Ian

    B-b-b-but Saddam!