Thursday Blogging – 4/3/08

9:50am
In case you were wondering, a “survey of sex therapists concluded the optimal amount of time for sexual intercourse was 3 to 13 minutes.”

10:50am
Don’t worry about the economy until fast food joints start losing money.

11:05am
It turns out the new Attorney General is as big a liar as the last one. Gee, who would have seen that one coming. Now he’s making up some story about a phone call that would have tipped the government off to 9/11. If only the government had been given unlimited spying power, then we could have all have been safe and happy forever.

11:30am
Apple is now the #1 US music retailer. You might think that’s a problem, but I’m just glad someone beat out Wal-mart.

1:05pm
Jobless claims highest since Hurricane Katrina. Yay!

5:20pm
What General David Petraeus should be asked when he comes to D.C. to resell the Iraq war.

One Comment

  1. Ian

    3 minutes? Why bother?