The other highlight of the Democratic Convention

The convention is finally over and aside from Obama’s amazing speech last night, this is my pick for the best speech:

Yes. Seriously. It was John F’ing Kerry.

My favorite part:

I have known and been friends with John McCain for almost 22 years, but every day now I learn something new about Candidate McCain. To those who still believe in the myth of a maverick instead of the reality of a politician, I say let’s compare Senator McCain to Candidate McCain.

Candidate McCain now supports the very wartime tax cuts that Senator McCain once called irresponsible. Candidate McCain criticizes Senator McCain’s own climate change bill. Candidate McCain says he would vote against the immigration bill that Senator McCain wrote.

Are you kidding me, folks?

Talk about being for it before you’re against it!

Let me tell you, before he ever debates Barack Obama, John McCain should finish the debate with himself.

(Scroll down on this page for a transcript of Kerry’s speech)


  1. Ted

    I thought with your blizzy skills you’d have a post up already about McCain’s mother of a VP

  2. Ian

    Man, McCain is desperate. He picks Palin just to try and grab Hillary supporters. I hope it doesn’t work cause thats some BS.

  3. Ted

    as one of my coworkers put it:

    McCain just said ‘screw it, either way one of us is going to make history’

  4. Ian

    Well, what he said was, “Screw it. I am not letting people pick Obama just so he can make history.”