Top Ten Keywords

Google Analytics keeps track of every Google search that results in a click to the Web site. I decided to look at the keywords for the last few months and see what searches were drawing people here.

Here are Why We Worry’s Top Ten most amusing keywords, in no particular order:

  1. can you fly wearing a gel filled bra?
  2. MTV sucks
  3. is television commercials good?
  4. puerto rico pwns
  5. does other countrys owe america any debt
  6. explain we should focus on our own deocracy and lead by example in what way
  7. got caught with weed and a scale how do i beat it
  8. is there still witch prosecution going on
  9. for the love of god get out of the left lane
  10. how to bribe a time warner cable installer

I’m not sure what this says about the blog. Are we an Internet resource for pot smoking, cable stealing, road raging Americans (with bad English)? I hope so.

If you have a blog and Analytics, feel free to share your own keywords.


Here’s a sampling of the artwork for the new Pearl Jam album, Backspacer, which is due for release on Sept. 20. Drawings are by cartoonist Tom Tomorrow .

(Note the pimp on a tricycle in #3.)

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Also, here’s an interesting story. Apparently a 7-year-old boy was so desperate to avoid church that he stole his parents car and drove it through the city. He didn’t obey the usual traffic markers, like stop signs, so the police chased him until he finally pulled over and ran way.

Here’s a video.


  1. Chris

    I have no earthly idea how #8 got on there. Hahaha.

  2. Ian

    Clearly you aren’t addressing the concerns of your readers. So tell us, CAN you fly wearing a gel filled bra?

  3. I can see #9 and 10 but #4 ? Did someone lose a game of Gears of War to Puerto Ricans?

  4. Ian

    I take credit for number 7. Type it in google and you get one of my responses to the epic pot thread.

  5. Clint

    Haha, that thread was the MOST epic.