Prediction: This won’t ever be popular

Spray-on clothes

How many people are comfortable enough with their body image to basically walk around with just skin-tight layer of fabric separating them from the rest of the world? Second, you’ll need someone to help you spray it on your back. Third, who wants to peel off their clothes like a full body scab at night?


  1. Ian

    But does it come in a thong?

  2. It will be as popular as the spray on hair from Ron Popil….